who decides what goes on the tumblr radar
like seriously
i’ve got a new hobby, it’s called imagine spider monkey’s tail was actually a leg and their leg was a tail
eg
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
